you are my bestest friend ever and if theres ever a zombie invasion were sticking together and if one of us gets bitten i would hope that the me or you(which ever is un-zombiefied) would keep the other in their shed in the backyard and occasionally play videogames together
my grandparents drive a 2005 Cadilac Escalade Platinum. and they have all the nifty shit. so the other day we were going to a department store and my grandpa was like “i want expensive chocolate not that cheap shit” so he called OnStar and asked where can he get chocolate thats close by. 1 its soo ackward when “cindy” greets you with your last name, its like shes god. 2 she proceeds to respond with 12 locations with in “.56 miles” 3. she then gives my grandfather turnbyturn directions to a little hole in the wall choclate joint ewith the BEST chocolate pretzel ive EVER had. shit just blows my mind.